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Besides being notorious bloodsucking vampires, can someone please tell me exactly what good or service mosquitos serve? Do they have a little mosquito Red Cross Center where they deposit pints of blood they later use in transfusions for malnourished mosquitos needing blood?
They say that mosquitos play a substantial role in our ecosystem. Yeah, right. So, male mosquitoes transfer pollen from flower to flower, which fertilizes plants and allows them to reproduce. Can’t we just leave that pollination process to the bees? Mosquitos are also part of the food web for fish, birds, bats, frogs, and flies. Oh happy, happy, joy, joy! Can’t the birds, bats, frogs, and flies munch on something else like Doritos, Fritos, potato chips, trail mix, or a nice juicy worm?
But get this, female mosquitoes are the culprits who bite people and animals to get a blood meal. Most female mosquitoes cannot produce eggs without a blood meal. Well now, can you say infertility boys and girls? Male mosquitoes do not bite people and animals. Is that so? To me, a mosquito is a mosquito. I apologize to all of you Culicidae lovers out there, but these little flying insects aren’t my cup of tea, or coffee, or wine!
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It seems as though mosquitos are attracted to certain colors. Wait, so mosquitos are the vampire-biting fashion police prone to color-coding the shades of clothing their preferred victims wear? Are those Pantone colors by chance? And who do these mosquitos think they are? Louis Vuitton? Coco Chanel? Karl Lagerfeld? Gucci? Vera Wang? Oscar de la Renta? Jimmy Choo? Versace?
It seems like red, orange, cyan (blue-green), and black tend to attract mosquitos while colors like white, green, blue, and purple repel them. The real question is, what if I wear a color that attracts and one that repels at the same time? Hmmm. So then, I turned to the colors in my outdoor living space since I spend a lot of time on my deck. It is suggested that when selecting colors to avoid mosquitoes, consider white wood, metal, plastic, or wicker furniture over black or dark bronze iron. Guess who has black iron outdoor furniture?
The recommendations also suggest when selecting cushions, doormats, and decorative accents, look for items in blues, purples, greens, and white to lower the likelihood of mosquito problems. Well now, guess again who has bright tropical cushions on the front porch, bright red flower pots, and deep gold/ruby red/tan cushions on their deck?
No, I did not consult my mosquito handbook when selecting colors to wear outdoors and what colors to decorate my outdoor living space. Does this mean that I have to walk around with marigolds, citronella candles, and insect repellent every time I sit outside to enjoy the great open-air space I am privy to? UGH, what a nuisance!Β
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Who knew Kym π€ interesting !
The female is the culprit π€
You know when I was in Crete in May I was not bitten once π
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Thank you, Kym, for the excellent essay about the greatest killer in the world, the mosquito! Every year over one million people are killed by mosquitoes, and research is on how to eradicate mosquitos for good.
I am impressed with your knowledge, Kym!
Needless to say, I love your witty presentation!
Joanna
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Yep, leave it to the female blood collector Maggie! π²π©Έπ I guess while you were in Crete you must have been wearing colors that did not attract those blood suckers! π Thanks my friend.
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Oh my dear Maggie thank you for your kind words. I was raised in a city on the coast and we dealt with mosquitos growing up, but they didn’t seem as vicious as they are now. π When you think about it, you don’t know where their little needles have been before they pierce your skin. It could be been a rabid animal and now you don’t know what type of disease it is transmitting once it terrorizes you. Glad you liked my wit! π Sometimes I have to deal with these mind-boggling issues in a comedic way to reduce my intake of stress girlfriend! π Thanks so much for chiming in with your kind comments my dear. Enjoy the rest of your day! π₯ Cheers! πππ₯°
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Thank you, Kym, I am glad I helped a bit with the stress! All the best for the weekend!
Joanna
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I’m with you, I can’t stand mosquitos. I read that it was blood type, your odour and breath that also attracts them. Tough to change those! Love the commercial, if only it were true π Maggie
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Thank you for giving me a good laugh this morning! This post is hilarious!
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An absolutely hilariously funny post, Kym. π ππ€£
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Study shows bugs prefer blood Type O over Type A due to secretions.
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An interesting post, Kym. These critters can be real pests. I used to swell up like a quarter with mosquito bites, especially when we went up to Canada to see Ruth’s Folks. The news had a mosquito bites per minute chart! They seemed to love me.
I thought the guy in the commercial was going to squash that mosquito with his pizza! :>)
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I think color is secondary… it is how much skin is showing that attracts them!! :>)
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This was a fun read, Kym, and you offer good guidance. I’m with you, Girl, about these creatures. I’m never one to say, “Bite me.”
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Indeed Kym π€
It was an interesting read ππ
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More Tabasco, done! If that will keep them away, I will gladly sprinkle the spicy hot on everything, including myself, if that helps! Thank you for the interesting and helpful article, Kymmy. They eat me alive, driving me inside! Not our favorite topic, but knowledge is power! And spicy is good, too. ππΆοΈ
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How fascinating! I’ve always been a mosquito magnet but now I’m considering it’s because of the colors I wear. Thanks, Kym.
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Totally understand your mosquito repulsion, Kym. Good luck with the color coding! Other experts claim that it’s certain body odors that attract them. They may be pollinators but they are also the world’s deadliest killers in spreading diseases such as dengue, malaria, and yellow fever.
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” The real question is, what if I wear a color that attracts and one that repels at the same time? ..” lol, Kym…I can picture you trying to confuse these mosquitos π€π€£
I wear black (almost only lol)…and everyone in my home gets bitten except myself (π).
it really annoys them lol…
thanks for this share….will pass it on to my girls…easy targets they areπ¬
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Oh Joanna, I just noticed that said Maggie, who’d just posted her comment before yours. Sorry about that little snafu! π² But I appreciate your contribution to the conversation my dear friend. Thank you so, so much! You too have a lovely weekend! Cheers! πππ
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Thank you, Kym, I didnβt say anything because you mentioned some stress, and I wasnβt going to add to it. Anyway, whatβs in the name?
Joanna
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“So the mosquitos are the vampire-biting faahion police”…
My dear friend Kym your are so funny and smart, makes laughing a lot, mosquitos likes
to bite me, donΒ΄t understand why. What color they prefer?
Thank’s for share it, very interesting too. Have a wonderful, relaxing and cozy evening ,
ofcourse without mosquitos, cheers with a cup of delicious tea.
Abrazote mi amiga!
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ha ha ha. Love love your repertoire of witty pointers on the subject of mosquitoes Kym, I wish school was this fun. Cheers. TrΓ’m β€
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Mosquitos are very attracted to carbon dioxide. So when you breathe out, you are sending them “come get me” messages.
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Maggie honey, who knew there was so much grief one little flying insect can inflict on so many? Girl, I eat a lot of hot sauce and Tabasco Sauce. I’m going to have to try that little stunt out one evening while I’m outside. LOL π€£ππ
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Awww, thanks so much Dawn. Those little buggers are such a pain in the rectum…or should I say on my arms and legs! UGH!!! π Glad it made you smile my friend! π₯°ππ
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Thanks Christopher! It comes from getting poked last week! I didn’t get that culprit, but now, I’m out for blood! ππ©Έπ€£
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Yep I saw that too. Thank goodness it’s not my blood type! LOL π€£ππ I appreciate you chiming in! ππΌ
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LOL Dwight, swell up like a quarter? π€£π²π I don’t know if this science about the color or blood type thing is true, but honey, it looks like they push the batmobile button and aim for me…The Joker! πππ But I saw that commercial when it first came out years ago and thought…forget the Raid. Go ahead and bite me…make my day/night…tick, tick, boom! π£π₯π£
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Well, if they land on me and I feel it, they better leave like a stealth bomber…it will be a smash attack if I have anything to do with it! πππ€£ They won’t live to bite anyone else!
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Honey Mary, exactly! I’m sure there is no sign on my back, front, or sides that says “Bite Me!” π€£ Those little critters can be a painful nuisance for sure! Hugs and smooches my dear! π₯°ππ€ Thanks for chiming in! ππΌ
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I was just thinking while reading this post, “I haven’t had issues with mosquitoes in a long time.” I have dark brown wicker balcony furniture and I always burn a citronella candle when I’m sitting outside. ππ€£π
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Ha ha… I can see it now!!
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Ha ha… you are too funny!
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LOL Michele my Belle, girl I think I need to slather myself with lots and lots of bug repellant, citronella candles and marigold flowers. That probably wouldn’t even help, but I am all in for suggestions! πππ€£ But yes, I will probably bring on the double dose of Tobasco πΆ and watch the little explosions happen when they bite me then fly off! π₯π£π₯
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Go figure right Wynne? I often wonder who signed up to do these case studies! Why did I think they were colorblind…or was that blind as a bat? π€£ππ Honey, I am a magnet too. I gotta find that secret sauce to immobilizing those little terrorists!
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Honey Rosaliene, I remember growing up in Charleston, there would be mosquito trucks driving by at night spraying this spray every so often in our neighborhood. Of course that stuff was probably poisoning us just as much as the mosquitoes! π But honestly, the problem wasn’t as bad as we thought then as it is now. And the problem with the deadly diseases they spread wasn’t as prevalent then as it is now. Sistah, they gotta go! These itching bumps ain’t no joke! UGH! π©Έπ±π
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Destiny, my friend, if I could wear the contrasting colors and let them hover in the air for awhile, scratching their heads and wondering whether it’s safe to approach or move on to the next potential victim, it’s worth pushing the confusion button! But if they dare bite me and I smack ’em, that’s one dead mosquito no one has to worry about anymore. How dare they think they can just steal our blood without dinner and a cigarette? π€£ππ The nerve! π
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The name is Joanna! π You are soooooo sweet and thank you for understanding. But honey chile, I wasn’t that stressed, I just wasn’t paying attention like I should! Oh well! π±
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π Friday night entertainment! π§¨
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Oh my gosh Elvira, you are tooooo funny! I’m glad you enjoyed my quirky post. Honey those little blood-suckers are forewarned. They need to go suck on another mosquito and leave us alone! π€£ππ I refuse to give them the satisfaction of making me change my wardrobe choices! π²ππ
Well my friend, may you delight yourself with a relaxing evening and make it a mosquito-free one! Love, hugs and smooches my Queen of Erotic Romance and Mystery! Cheers! π€π₯π€©ππππΈβ
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Oh my gosh, thanks TrΓ’m! I’m so glad I made you smile! Honey, we just don’t play well with mosquitoes! ππ²π€£ If they don’t want to die, then they need to say Bye-Bye! LOL Thanks so much for your jovial comment my friend. Cheers! π€π₯π
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Oh no Tom, is it time to pull out my COVID masks again? π· Can’t they just go suck on a car exhaust pipe if they are attracted to carbon monoxide…oh wait, you said carbon dioxide. Nevermind! πππ€£
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Honey trE, it’s like I need to wear garlic around my neck, arms and legs. π± I haven’t had a problem in a while myself, but for some reason between them and the vampire cicadas this year, I’m about to go full Arnold Schwarzenegger from the Terminator on them. π
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There you go. You understand my dear Michelina! You feel me! πππΌπ₯ Tick, tick, smash! π€£
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Thank’s my dear friend Kym for your kind comment, let’s laughing about those little vampires, cheers with a bloody maryπΉlol. I will try with vick vaporub or something else. Let’s have a wonderful -relaxing-cozy evening my dear Ambassador of Poetry! Cheers! Love, hugs and smooches too! ππ€ππ€©ππ§π«βπ₯β¨
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Awwww, thanks my Queen of Erotic Romance and Mystery! You are tooooo funny! A bloody Mary! π€£πΉπ I love it. Let me know if the Vick’s Vapor Rub works! Hugs and plenty of smooches! πππ₯°
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Hahaha, oh my dear friend Kym lets laughing a little. Cheers with bloody Mary! πΉπ ππ₯°ππWell maybe Vicks Vapo Rub can do something about it. Hugs and smooches too!
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too cute , Kym…smack ’em I say π€£
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LOL, you don’t have to tell me twice Destiny! πππ
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Kym, in Brazil the mosquito trucks sprayed early morning in our neighborhood. Didn’t know that you also had them here in the USA.
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Yeah Rosaliene, we had them and they stunk like crazy. We stayed indoors until the fumes settled down of course, but I suppose they must have been somewhat effective. We did keep a can of “OFF” on-hand when we needed it. Girl, the stuff we go through eh??? π
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And we’re still around to tell the tales π
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Guuurrrrrllllll, don’t even talk about it. π It’s kind of scary when you think about it! π
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You said go munch on doritos!!!! LOLLOLOLOLOLOL
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Guuurrrrlllllll πππ€£
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